DUUUDEEE, I JUST SAW YOU ON TV!!!
Really!? OMG WHAT CHANNEL!?
“ON ANIMAL PLANET!”
I was, you know, being me. When suddenly I thought of this… how long does it take a giraffe to throw up ..
When you use the bathroom late at night.
You go in quickly:
Then you hear the slightest noise:
You flush the toilet then run out like there’s a ghost chasing after you:
“If you don’t get off that computer, you’re going to fail your next test.”
DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT I MUST UPDATE MY BLOG?!
